poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

Poon

The Vaginal Crease

That good old poon is looking real nice

by Old Person Poon March 30, 2015

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O

"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."

by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015

Poon

A member of a hate group, sometimes called "gang-stalkers" that uses computer hacking, audio/video surveillance and other means of electronic harassment to torment someone usually for a long period with the goal of inducing mental disorder-like symptoms even suicide.

Poons targeted me in Tukwila at Canyon Estates Condos then stalked me to Ballard, 11th and 62nd and onto Kirkland 145th and Juanita-Woodinville.

by Bauldrdash Thunderballs October 11, 2015

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016