by Carter Schar April 4, 2019
Get the Jordan Mcdormanmug. he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
Get the mighty jordanmug. by IEF June 6, 2019
Get the Jordan Kornreichmug. Jordan Doll is the best person I know. He's so sweet, loving, and has the biggest heart. He's very modest and has big muscles! He's so hard working and is always prepared for what life throws at him. He's there when I need him, to help me and support me. I couldn't imagine my life without him. He is my best friend, my partner, my husband. I love him.
by EDoll2 June 5, 2017
Get the jordan dollmug. A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
Get the A Jordan Storymug. 
