Clocked

Someone who is stupid or acts like it

What is this guy doing. Hes so clocked

by Instilix December 7, 2025

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

Clock It

Come do sum or fight me

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"

by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024

Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.

"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)

by chargingport August 6, 2023

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.

"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.

by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021