fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

ex-bestfriend

a bitch who you used to be friends with that you totally regret, used to be friends, now enemies

ur mom: are you still friends with barbruh
you: no, she’s my ex-bestfriend

by poisonedsoul May 13, 2022

My Ex

Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.

Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.

by Wayne vs Drake Beef on YouTube March 8, 2021

hug your ex day

one the 1st of November its hug your ex day

the 1st of November is hug your ex day

hug your ex day is on 1st november

by ceo_of_days October 24, 2020

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013

Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.

She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.

by thmill December 2, 2024