sam bloomberg

your stereotypical jewish classmate whose parents own the only bank that doesn't give out lollipops because they are too greedy. does not respect ANY personal space.

this kid kept punching me and calling me "leedell" . what a sam bloomberg....

by Danterrific March 31, 2017

sam lam

A 'Sam Lam' is an angry gook who has no ticket to stereosonic.

"Are you going to Stereosonic?"
"Nah, I'm a Sam Lam."

by gamgee November 25, 2013

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019

The Sam Effect

When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.

Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"

by Joe. King October 7, 2016

Dirty Sam

A Feminist bar manager, who drinks still cider while showing customers nudes of herself.

She really is a Dirty Sam, classic Dirty Sam behaviour

by Nate5519 October 8, 2022

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

Sam Holman

If you know a sam Holman he may seem nice but is actually a total asshat! He starts drama and blames it on other people. Wow such a asshat

Have you met Sam Holman?
No
He’s such a asshat

by Yeeter my meeter January 10, 2019