viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

River

a mean person who acts tuff and strong but is actually a softie. They are the most caring person you will ever meet. Once they find something they love they will cherish it with all their heart. They have a great smile and amazing hair. They also tend to cry a lot and fail to hide it. they mean everything they say and never go back on their promises. They are someone im grateful to meet and hope i spend the rest of my life with.

wow river is so funny, i love that guy!

by pissfart6000 March 6, 2022

River

River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.

River is an amazing person to be around

by alphaunicorn117 June 29, 2022

river butt

When you have diarehha to the point its shooting out your butt

Im sick and i have mass river butt

by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016

Bear River

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.

Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”

by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021

Indian River Charter High

A bunch of pussys that live in vero. Could possibly be the lamest people in all of Florida. If you like to be sexually assaulted, bullied and harassed this is the place for you. Join us ASAP

Look at that fag, he probably goes to Indian River charter high.

by ThiccDicc6942069 September 8, 2021

River

River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft

He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River

by Abnormally huge cock November 25, 2021