anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 20, 2017

killer stick

another word for a knife.

"i have a killer stick!"

*everyone runs with fear*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 11, 2022

Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

Mad Dog Killer

Sick cunt

Kills at everything in life
Total Dingo

That Mad Dog Killer’s a Total Dingo…

by Madingokilla January 1, 2022

String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 17, 2016

poll killer

A female who gets on a man's dick and ridespecially the dick like your riding a bull.

She's a poll killer puss popping gorilla.

by Boss birch December 18, 2017

Bird Killer

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.

Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up

by Bird Killer 69420 April 24, 2022