J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.

Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse

Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.

by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017

booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".

Dude I totally did a booty stand last night

by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022

stand

a stand is a thing in jojo's bizarre adventure aka the bible that you obtain by getting shot by a special arrow or biologically that is a manifistation of your soul/fighting spirit that need you to have higher mental strength level and sometimes being seen as worthy by the arrow.

guy 1:someguy shot me with some kind of arrow and now i can control time with a so called "stand" that i call ZA WARUDO OVERE QUANTUM
okuyasu:yeah i know but only stand ousers can see those and i can erase space
guy 3:what are you talking about?

by TETP May 12, 2021

put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018