When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017
Get the river friesmug. Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.
Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."
Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."
Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
by gentleman774 December 18, 2013
Get the river bargemug. by anonymous March 3, 2021
Get the River hogmug. 
A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
by Cinnamonrollhead February 13, 2023
Get the Hay River, NWTmug. by RIP river October 24, 2020
Get the RIP river effectmug. River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.
The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
Get the River Jacksonmug.