real and true

refered to a hypixel skyblock guild, know for their obscure racism and toxicity and very chill gaming guild

hey are you in the real and true guild
yes.
ok

by Par2d0x January 6, 2023

Real Talk

Phrase popularized by R. Kelly in his song "Real Talk" (look it up) meaning true or for real. It can be used more lightly to simply mean really, das da truf or ya you heard me, bitch.

R. Kelly: Girl, my momma ain't gotta screen no calls from me, real talk. And watch yo mouth.

R. Kelly: They don't eat with us! They don't sleep with us! Besides, what they eat don't make us shit! Real talk.

by Cynthia Jarvis November 13, 2012

Real Man

A real man is some hood rat's or wanna be hood rat's delusion that anything less than their type of guy is not even a "real man." Like the rest of the male population is supposed to be some kind of Pinocchio. In truth, a real man is an adult who was born with a certain identifying appendage. That is the qualification. In itself "real man" is irony, as that person declaring their desire for a "real man" is clearly playing make believe. Don't fall for it. They aren't asking for a real man, they're asking for a sucker.

"A real man knows cars." "A real man will pay my bills, raise my bastard children, pay for my vacation."

by ProbablyTiredofYou April 14, 2021

real music

real music includes anything that goes through what is called a pure process towards becoming music that sounds nice and does not bore the listner involves singing and not rapping.

Usually involves: guitar, bass, drums and SOMEONE THAT CAN SING

NEVER INVOLVES: someone rapping, someone screaming, a
music video endorsed by copious amounts of bling and women wearing nothing at all

Common genres of real music are: rock, punk rock, emo(although emo people suck emo music is good), alternative rock

'that rap music makes me feel like ill die of the embarassment that our society has stooped to the level of listening to this crap'

'I agree, lets go listen to some real music like green day or dashboard confessional, then the killers and franz ferdinand'

'gud idea that gangsta can suck 50 cent's chode'

by rock on April 15, 2006

real girls

A phrase used by porn sites to describe hired actresses.

They can say this without it being false advertisement because the alternative to a real girl is a fake girl.

This is a website about real girls having sex captured on camera. They get filmed sucking, fucking, and taking it in the ass on what (they thought) would be for private home video.

Johnny: Dude, check out this porn site. It has real girls being filmed by their boyfriends who all incidentally have the same personalities and humor and then the video gets leaked.

Fohnny: Those aren't actually amateurs. Here's different sites with the same girls.

Johnny: The marketers for these sites are desperate, autofellating virgins.

by FoxMcWeezer December 29, 2013

the real tea

use this term when the tea is so piping hot that it burns off your tongue and makes you want to die

did you hear that _____ fucked ____? That's the real tea right there.

by dextyrr McGee October 14, 2018

Real niggas

A lazy scum bag waste of flesh and bones, usualy better utuilized as lawn fertilizer.

real niggas
NIGGER: Yo nigga! Jamal be gettin demz white womenz N sheeit cuz.
Klan member:your a waste of flesh and bones.
NIGGER: (smacks lips) Sheeit! Im a REAL NIGGA! yall cant talk to me like that cracka! 22s and nike shoes! EBT AND weed muhfuka!

Klan member: nadda..........That niggers hung!

by niggerknocker84 September 7, 2010