Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

Pokemunch

(In the Pokémon world) Food that Pokémon eat.
(In the real world) Any Pokémon branded snacks or food products.

"I bought some Pikachu shaped gummies"

"Yum, I love pokemunch.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo August 11, 2024

Poempaloemps

A small fart. Usually referring to something cute and small such as a baby.

Your baby is such a poempaloemps.

by MetaStable August 20, 2024

Pote

an awful menace to society that is considered a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing at this point, specially the fact that it's worse than GyLala and Chris Chan together, with a tiny bit of Inflation to it, specially the way he likes Roleplay on Roblox is really disgusting.

Person 1: Hey have you heard about this user called Pote

Person 2: Yeah, he's a complete piece of shit on Roblox

by MADVAL2 September 13, 2023

Pokémon

A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.

I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.

by nishijezza October 19, 2023

pokemon fire red

the best reboot of a game ever.

John* wanna play Pokemon fire red ?

Me* yes

by P H O N K G O D December 13, 2023