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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours
Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.
by Porktractor June 9, 2017
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Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh
AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*
by aj04ispro April 9, 2022
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John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human
Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023
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Pork

When you look this up you see a sexually ting but it really is meat from a pug yes vegans it does come from pigs and we eat them so shut the hell up
Man i loved that PORK you made
by Justaseags April 13, 2023
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Daquavious pork pay

Revolutionary new form of credit, simply scanning a picture of daquavious pork on any machine known to man will allow you to pay for goods and services
by largedude July 1, 2025
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Pork Forker

A woman (or in some cases, a man), who is so fond of the male anatomy that they just can't get enough of it. They Nom on it every chance they can get.
Wow, dude. Look at her. She is such a Pork Forker.
by Ennus July 13, 2010
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