poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 18, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 12, 2011

bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014

Ms Poon

A very nice teacher from La Salle College and everyone likes her.

Ms Poon...

by Lai0602 October 15, 2023

poon huntin

huntin for poon or pussy

hey kyle wanna go poon huntin?

by RastaMuppet420 October 18, 2010

Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.

Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.

by Clark gwold December 13, 2024