St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Colby Patrick-ing

When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...

Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!

by SirLoganic March 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a very charming and gorgeous man. Very much troublesome and a felon but always gets away with it. He is every girls dream man and will always fulfill every girls needs. He is so handsome its amazing. Patrick is a Angel sent from God himself that is a once in a life time charm.

Patrick is so hot I'd die for him

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.

"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."

by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011