somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.
floor is floornicating on de floor
by florocratus labbus May 22, 2024
Get the floormug. When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.
Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!
Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:
Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:
by Rgrazi May 3, 2024
Get the Floor boymug. sitting on someone's genitals
by Shut up floor January 25, 2014
Get the sit on the floormug. Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.
by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021
Get the Floor scrannymug. The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.
Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
Get the Floor Whoremug. Floor Makeover In A Day
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021
Get the Welspun Flooringmug.