A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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Get the pence nap mug.When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.
by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020
Get the Dirty Nap mug.When your pets, who normally don't get along, take a nap close enough to each other that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!
Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!
I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!
I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
Get the Bavarian Nap mug.When you're on a trip to a roller coaster park and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you're friend is in the room with you saying everyone has been kidnapped.
Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.
Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.
Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.
Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.
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by Bcw February 19, 2019
Get the Nap mug.A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
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