Motueka

Most beautiful little town in New Zealand.

guy 1: oh my gosh that's beautiful
guy 2: such a Motueka

by BlackSwan333 May 4, 2011

motherfuck

Means you are a motherfucker

you stupid motherfuck

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

motherskunt

another name for a person

1. Your dumb motherskunt

2. Your motherskunt like you don't listen

by Ed Polo June 25, 2017

cinder blocks in motion

When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.

Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.

by kinwa July 7, 2010

I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

one way motherfucker

Someone who acts in a way that only benefits themselves.

"You didn't grab me a drink on your round? man you a one way motherfucker"

by Jibroni69 September 19, 2016

Noah's Mother

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016