Michael 

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.

(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.

Michael by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022

Michael 

A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick

"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"

Michael by chillpickles October 30, 2022

Michael 

a person who is cool

Michael is cool

Michael by dude who is a person November 4, 2022

Michael 

Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone

Michael won’t stop texting Maria

Michael by anonymous November 6, 2022

Michael 

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.

"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."

Michael by every definition in the world November 7, 2022

Michael 

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.

Michael you have a stain on your shirt

Michael by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022

Michael 

Person who loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first

Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.

Michael by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022