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Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
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A little guy, a small little sweetie

another name for a small dick
"he pulled down and pants and showed me his little michael"
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Michael is cool
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Annoying and won’t leave Maria alone
Michael won’t stop texting Maria
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A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
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Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.
Michael you have a stain on your shirt
by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022
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Person who loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first
Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.
by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022
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