An extremely self-conscious, egotistic man who only cares about what he looks like and will try to look as feminine as possible while maintaining some aspects of manliness, Waxing Eyebrows. Skinny Jeans, Tanning etc as it is their image of ¨¨¨attractiveness¨¨¨. Most of, if not all Metrosexuals, go to the gym, will try to one-up everybody else, think that they are the most beautiful creature on the planet and think that every woman or man on the planet wants to be with them. But in reality, they are average at best and are living in an ego-filled fantasy world fueled by their insecurities. It is caused by the internet and the media, in which men are exposed to attractive celebrities and models on a contstant basis and aspire to be them or better than them for egotistic reasons. This type of person came to prominence in the 90s. Some Metrosexuals will even go as far as walking in a feminine style to appear more attractive, but me and other girls laugh at them and find their charade pathetic.
by michelle746736 September 20, 2017
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It’s heterosexual but they look gay to put it simple
Usually someone so straight they don’t even notice they are acting gay bc homosexual thoughts don’t cross there mind at all
Usually someone so straight they don’t even notice they are acting gay bc homosexual thoughts don’t cross there mind at all
Man: Boy seems gay.
Dude: Nah he’s just metrosexual.
Man: Oh alright, phew!
Boy: You guys look good!
Man and Dude: Thanks!
Dude: Nah he’s just metrosexual.
Man: Oh alright, phew!
Boy: You guys look good!
Man and Dude: Thanks!
by Manlyland January 6, 2022
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MetroTheCow sucks
by MetroTheCow March 20, 2022
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by Vikings_fan_1982 December 16, 2010
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Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
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Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.
Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
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