The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 18th

They day when hot people are born, where gifts are given, where you ask your crush out. The boy born here is so sexy and the people he ask out always say yes.

Omg, did u see how cute ameer is??
HE MUST BE BORN ON MARCH 18th

by Justin_Bieber_Buns_out_weiner February 7, 2023

March 5th

Queen Doja has declared National Vibration/Aura Day on March 5th

I'm not feeling your Vibrations

Bro why are you telling me this

Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day!!!

March 5th

by Raph44 March 5, 2022

March 15

National kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: it’s March 15 we gotta kiss
Boyfriend: ok❤️

by Cool biotch March 14, 2022

March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 24th

everyone born on march 24th is amazing,hot,a good friend and a great person! they are creative,interesting and very chill people.

A: "that person is amazing! how do they do that?!"
B"oh,they were born on march 24th."

by EmotionalSupportDemon November 21, 2021