loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 08, 2016
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Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.
Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.
by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025
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loser’s dust

Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.
Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.
by Slick53Brick June 11, 2018
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shitface loser

A person who was a loser and then got shit in his/her face or a loser who took shit from someone
Your a total shitface loser
by Fuck-shit-fuck September 05, 2017
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Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge
Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒
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Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge
Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒
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