DWI Legs

The strong legs one creates after the period of license suspension of a DUI/DUI/OWI.

Kenny rides his bike 30 miles a day to and from work. He's built up some DWI legs.

by rogerlevelle November 25, 2009

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019

wheelchair legs

when your legs skinny as f and you sit with your legs at knees touching, shaping a triangle from the patella to the ankle.

aye bruh you got whole wheelchair legs.

by butterrich December 28, 2017

Chicken legs

Chicken legs is normally used to insult someone such as the school Thot Liv burdon

"Liv why have you got chicken legs?"

by DaChickenLegGod May 5, 2019

Kingston legs

Extremely short legs usually 3 ft and usually carried by a 14 Yr old who lives in Kamloops British Columbia.

Kingston legs is so short

by Lelan2009 September 10, 2023

Turkey leg

(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable

Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.

by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021