Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.

Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!

by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.

After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

Knob knocking

Knob knocking is used to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Used when one or a group of people start heavy criticisms on one or more people.

Coach is knob knocking.

by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019

Knob Nazi

Somebody who rejects circumsised dicks.

Willy: My dick is cut.

Brandon: You're such a knob nazi.

by Gayboi10 April 14, 2021

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015