Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit

by November 17, 2021

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 14, 2023

This conversation has caused me a bit of a knob lather.

by Reginald Moist June 19, 2014

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017