jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole June 3, 2011

jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys

i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.

Hey T Jizz!! What's up?

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017