interntion

The intention to find an internship.

"Hey dude, are you looking for work next summer?"
"Yes, I have interntions."

by PabloVasquez November 21, 2011

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

Internal finger-cuddle

v. To put your finger into someone else's bottom with affectionate intent.

"Frederick was a tini, tiny bit surprised when a finger slipped up his bottom, but he was assured that it was just an internal finger-cuddle, and nothing to be alarmed about."

by Mr.Yellow_Pants February 15, 2013

internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

international label day

International Label Day is celebrated November 21st. This holiday celebrates the beauty of the words we choose to let shape us, the subcultures that we are proud to be part of, and the surprising meaning of the labels we all choose for ourselves!

This year, for International Label Day, my label will be "Introvert" to represent the subculture of introversion.

by Rarasaur October 16, 2013

Internet ADD

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."

by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013

Internally Fangirling

The way a mature adult can still lose her shit when encountering someone worth fangirling over.

I was internally Fangirling, but held my composure in a professional manner.

by Sealey3 June 26, 2014