lying on poop

Aka lop

When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.

Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.

Michael: your school be lop so much.

Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.

by I can't Ainsley Harriot June 11, 2016

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.

Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon

by degeneyah October 31, 2022

Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.

Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.

by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010

Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.

That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.

by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019

Death Poop

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.

Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!

by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019