A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
Get the gooningmug. by Beygl January 4, 2021
Get the Goon walkmug. by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
Get the flicker gooningmug. A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025
Get the Glamour gooningmug. Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
“Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug.