4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 14, 2012

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 06, 2014

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018