Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.

Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!

by ___p February 21, 2011

Douche Balouche

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011

douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

Douchalanche

When one's true douchy nature reveals itself and is as sudden and overwhelming as an avalanche.

We all thought he was okay, but after his douchalanche last week, we try to avoid him now.

by TheJigglypuffNinja August 7, 2011

douche baggins

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011