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skrinson doofer flip flop

Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)

HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
Pass me the skrinson doofer flip flop bro, you're hogging it
by fleshconker December 6, 2022
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Hairy Dooters

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my hairy dooters against a wall!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk
my bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger 💀💀” or “my girls a gold dogger man..”
by kami 🙀 March 10, 2023
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pogger dogger

my dog Scout is a pogger dogger
by Brody McMillan June 10, 2023
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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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Splacky Doogler

An evil man who roams Decrepitia in search of important non rusty tools to steal
Look out for the Splacky Doogler. He will steal your important tools.
by RealDecrepitDanny September 14, 2023
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sloober doober

Someone who can be annoying and a snitch
She is being a real sloober doober
by Anajhdbdnssnn November 12, 2023
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