screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildo With Arms

The person who created something so stupid or something that doesn't do what its meant to do.

Nadia: that was created by a dildo with arms

by lesbochiplady April 21, 2020

Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

by HG99 May 15, 2021

natural dildo

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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021