Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.
Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?
Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…
Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…
by Lanadelrey2012 August 07, 2024
by big bear941 April 10, 2014
Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 24, 2024
When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
by cryptologies May 05, 2015
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
by IDefinenow June 07, 2017
Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
by Jbunni March 10, 2023