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High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2

5. MAY or MAY NOT be a sport- IT DEPENDS ON WHAT LEVELS THEY ARE IN/ DISTRICT, STATE, or COUNTRY THEY ORIGINATE! (THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER)
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTIVITY:
Some "sports" actually work very hard and kick butt while others may just stand around doing silly things... DEPENDS. ON. CLASS!!!
guard is guard. it does not matter whether you hate it or if you hate the hater of it. you can only truly know what it is if you had experience, but not all experiences have the same conditions. so SHUT UP EVERYONE imma guard kid and i love it and we have to run at least a mile every practice and that's only a small fraction for warm ups. NOT ALL GUARDS DO THIS SO GET THIS IN YOUR HEADS THAT YOU CANNOT BE A PROPER JUDGE OF WHAT ONE GUARD DOES OUT OF MANY unless you are a qualified guard judge... then i'm honored you are reading this! :3
But still, it. depends. on. LEVEL!
High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 2 Ex.s

BOBBY: *shows Bob the guy that tosses a 7 with his rifle while sitting*

BOB: so what? aren't those things paper weight?

BOBBY: In order for the equipment to be allowed or qualify to be standardized(guards have to spin standardized equipment for a certain amount of time to avoid penalties and can add other things for more GE), they have to weigh a certain amount. The poles and silks or "flags" have to be top heavy and have some weight at the bottom. Some flags have actual specifically measured weights as most people put washers and bolts at each end. This ensures that the flags, when tossed, don't go flying in outer space. This also keeps the flags in motion while tossed. Flags used can be SUPER GIANT or extremely tiny.
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Color Guard

(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
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Rose colored glasses

Not wanting to talk about something because it might upset you or somebody else.
If you always have on rose colored glasses, the other person isn't going to know what you really think about something, because it always sounds positive, and nobody always has positive thoughts in their head.
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Damn that niggas a colossal unit
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Color Guard

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!
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