chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

by Dave November 9, 2004

chocolate butterfly

The act of sticking a chocolate bar up your rectum and having your boyfriend/girlfriend eat it.

That Jenn was such a great girl thing and had a thing for the chocolate butterfly with mars bars.

by The Machinist July 16, 2006

chocolate stains

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008

chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018

Hot Chocolate Backdraft

the occurance of flaming flatulence traveling in a backward motion back into the colon

that dude just suffered from hot chocolate backdraft!

by dat dan dis nigga hate dat September 4, 2008

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003