Razor Candy

Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.

John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick

by candy razor blade August 26, 2009

jail candy

When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.

guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....

by crazycrazyfeeling April 14, 2008

Candy Whore

Women who like to sell candy instead of sex...

"We're Candy Whores by trade, m'dear..."

by Oniwitch January 20, 2004

Cotton Candy

When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.

ewww cotton candy!

by COTTON CANDY BITCHES November 13, 2011

ear candy

Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.

Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*




Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.

by Baasir May 4, 2005

Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.

Dude I was Candy Crushing last night

by Tinkmaster August 14, 2015

Fender candy

A woman riding a motorcycle who is so beautiful you don't notice the make or model and don't really care too. A woman who spruces up the bike to make it bling better than all athe chrome on it. Usually the ass end.

Hey did you notice that harley rippin down the street. No I was too busy lookin at the fender candy on it.

by waffenby March 22, 2010