Blowjob

Blowjob- Older term for a cigarette

“Let me fire up a blowjob and we will go”

by Toby Mac 699 January 16, 2019

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Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day

I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day

by Bddaddy October 18, 2022

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sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.

I wish I had a blowjob girlfriend

by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021

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A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022

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