Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019

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by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

When you’re either constipated, or it’s humid, (or both) and your brow begins to sweat. You accidentally (or intentionally) wipe your brow with used toilet paper. Causing you to instantly grow a unibrow like Bill Berry (Drummer for REM)
Stuart didn’t have enough fiber. He’s currently squeezing one out on the shitter. He’s so daft, he just wiped the sweat off his brow with shit stained toilet tissue. He just morphed into Bill Berry
by Barnacle Brian March 20, 2023

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