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battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.
Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.
by Dense July 7, 2011
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Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.
Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek
by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017
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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.
We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Battle Pillars

HOLY SMOKES!!!! HE HAS BATTLE PILLARS!!!!! I WANT TO BE HIS FREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BurhanEBilgen January 18, 2023
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emma battles

Woah , she's so pretty, she must be an emma battles.
by jdsasdsds April 19, 2018
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Battle Cow

Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.
This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”
by anonymous October 22, 2023
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