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Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
by FB Update Update August 19, 2011
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Banana Fish

the saddest fucking anime ive ever watched
therapist - "what's been bothering you?"

"banana fish"
by kk0naaa September 7, 2021
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Banana Slap

Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.

1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.

5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.

8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
Friend 1: Is that a yellow car?
Friend 2: Banana slap!
Friend 1: Aw you got me!
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
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Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram
“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”
by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019
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Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
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Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....
by 467347 January 25, 2012
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Rasta Banana

Dude I just won a Rasta Banana.
by Blutheblooper April 15, 2020
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