cum bread

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked

id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread

by demonx69 January 30, 2009

cheesy sofa bread

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...

"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."

by chris sheffler December 30, 2007

wonder bread

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white

pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...

by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010

cockle bread

Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century, which was supposed to act as a love charm. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman's vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker's affections.

"Honey I got you something." *Hands man cockle bread*
"Thank you so much."

by IRIDOCYCLITISALPHABETSOUP February 18, 2018

PITA Bread

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

jew bread

n. matzoh,matzos
-A brittle, flat piece of unleavened bread, eaten especially during Passover.

Seth went to the store to buy some jew bread but came back with herpes.

by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005

diddy bread

Conor Mcgregor's makin up words again lads.

Guys a melt Diddy Bread

by Chicken McTapper January 4, 2018