I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009

excuse me um i love you

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

i make you wet in the butt

The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.

"That guy makes me so wet in the butt."
"I make you wet in the butt"

by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014

I like you for who you are

Something a guy says to:
a) get an ugly chick into bed
b) get a chick some self-esteem cuz he loves her (most of the time co-existing with above)

a)
*Why do you like me? I'm fat and ugly!
*Cuz I like you for who you are... now lets have some fun, k?
b)
*Omg! I am so fat and ugly, how can you stand me?
*I like you for how you are...

by MizMulenko May 31, 2004

I l e you

The evolution of the phrase "I like you", often used by someone who's falling for another person. In this instance, the letters "ik" are dropped, and the space is left blank to demonstrate the intensity of passion between the two people.

(pronunciation: I el ee u).

The next level of usage would include filling up the two spaces with the letters "ov"; making the ultimate phrase "I love you".

"Fallon, I l e you"
"David, I l e you too"

by daviaki July 20, 2009

i would tax you

I would fuck you.

Damn cutie I would tax you!

by Joe mamma November 5, 2013

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023