1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.
2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.
3. A meter for moral decadence.
2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.
3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs
Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?
Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF
Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!
Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?
Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!
Jerry: Thx m8
Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?
Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF
Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!
Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?
Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!
Jerry: Thx m8
by josequintino June 23, 2017
Get the Urban K Beachmug. by ?mypseudonym? June 8, 2020
Get the Shy Guy Beachmug. When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
by Peejuan February 14, 2017
Get the Long beach lampshademug. by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023
Get the Beach ball buttcheeksmug. A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 June 1, 2018
Get the Beached Whale Couplemug. Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.
1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003
Get the Beached Assmug. To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.
by josybird. February 10, 2012
Get the Long Beach, MSmug.