A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug. A pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @ work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
Get the Cuckmug. by yaelcomo June 1, 2025
Get the ria cuckmug. When you cuck someone by taking a slice of pizza and the cheese from their slice comes off with yours.
by Ronnoc Retep December 6, 2023
Get the Cheese cuckingmug. by TatsumaSakamoto March 23, 2021
Get the Cuckmug. Male (usually very liberal, but not necessarily) that operates with continuous and obsessive Trump derangement syndrome; often times going out of his way to initiate such conversation pieces, and/or incorporate the Trump derangement even into unrelated benign subject matter.
Every single hour of every single day, twitter cucks like Rob Reiner or George Takei find the time and need to continuously post about Donald Trump, almost if if he is on their mind morning, noon, and night.
by John Joseph Anthony Angel January 8, 2023
Get the Cuckmug. "While his crewmates Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong touched down on the moon in the lunar lander on July 20, 1969, Michael Collins Moon-Cucked and piloted the Columbia Command Module as it stayed in lunar orbit."
by Jesús de Pollò January 28, 2024
Get the Moon-Cuckedmug.