Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

Jim

We go Jim {Gym}! Jim is good!

Typical said by little kids who can't even talk ,mentally disabled people or a bunch of teenager who have no life and go to the Jim {Gym} because there they feel safe and isolated.

Person: Let's go to the Jim!
Another person: Ok!

by Serbsy July 1, 2022

Jim

Kanker lekker gets hella bittas end he got big dick sex god

Jim

by 69hehd November 21, 2021

Foggy Jim

Similar to a frosty Jim (pissing in a condom and freezing it then pleasuring yourself with it) but semen instead of piss.

"Hey, did you make that foggy Jim?
"Yeah, it's sitting in the freezer right now."

by Themanmanmananman January 17, 2025

Jim

A silver-tongued, quite exceptional and extremely winsome guy with a brave heart, profound knowledge of the world and very unique humour. His thirst for new things and topics can't be appeased, what brings his mind to undreamt-of heights. The syrupy scent of his smooth skin fills the air and casts a spell over everyone being near, his warm smile will capture you for a long time. If you don't believe in God, look at Jim and you will see that this perfection has to be something divine.

"Jim is just great.", "Jim is quite cool."

by phalanx01 November 21, 2021

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019