Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Dirty Jacob

A gay incest act where two males who are brothers eat each others poop out of their loose gaping butt holes, then share a wet sloppy open mouth French kiss, sharing the poop.

“I gave my younger brother Tucker, a Dirty Jacob.”

by AmongUsTard October 14, 2023

Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.

Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?

by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019

Jacob r

Such a cutie + a good personality <3 i love him so much, ik we’re not dating but i have a feeling me and him will soon ;)

i really like jacob r

by l <3333 June 13, 2022

Jacob GB

A small dwarf that think his funny but can't shut up that uses the same roast but then gets quiet when roast back. You can also found Jacob GB at a homeless shelter drinking 0.0 alcohol beer

Jacob GB is the most annoying guy i ever meet

by EatThatPp May 15, 2022

Jacob high

Short gay round and likes drink

Likes managers who he can't get
Let me some of that belly he said
Yada yeet

The Jacob high was spotted entering a candy store. He never returned but was later found dead in the stock room eating candy. Defined

by Yamyam44 February 27, 2023