Elite ball knowledge

Usually when something is old but gold, only a handful of people would remember and get the reference.

Sometimes, people claim that EVERYTHING is 'elite ball knowledge' but it's really known by almost anyone on the Internet

Person 1: Do you remember the Bite of 87?

Person 2: Yoo that's Elite ball knowledge

Person 1: really nigga?

by lilray12345 November 6, 2025

Ball Squeezer

A Man who does not use the act masturbation so instead he squeezes his testicles until he gets an erection. once he gets an erection he proceeds to then go to sleep.

this guy dosent nut, he is a ball squeezer

by Anonymoususer67 November 6, 2025

Birchy balls

a bitch that has very large testicles.

OMG! That bitch is hardcore. She’s such a birchy balls

by Cumdrip November 7, 2025

Smelly Balls

when that one femboys balls are just always sweaty

"that guys got some pretty smelly balls, hes probably a femboy"

by Allastorm November 7, 2025

Growy balls syndrome

when a persons balls often grow in size from filling up with cum, especially common throughout femboys, the (often times) femboys balls sloshing and rumbling the bigger they get, often paired with being sweaty and slightly smelly

"yo bro your balls are HUGE, i think you might have a case of growy balls syndrome"

by Allastorm November 7, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025