Arsenal Syndrome

A pattern of repeated underachievement in which an individual, team, or organization consistently invests significant resources, talent, or effort toward a goal, yet fails to attain ultimate success—often due to structural inefficiencies, psychological barriers, or chronic mismanagement.

Despite assembling a world-class roster and securing ample funding, the company suffered from Arsenal Syndrome, failing year after year to deliver a market-winning product.

by TesfayeM May 9, 2025

Modpack Paralysis Syndrome

A debilitating condition affecting individuals who crumble under the sheer complexity of tech mods in Minecraft modpacks. Symptoms include brain shutdown, uncontrollable whining about "it's too confusing", and an inability to progress beyond punching trees. Severe cases may result in rage-quitting and retreating to vanilla Minecraft.

I tried introducing Archie to a modpack with Applied Energistics, but his Modpack Paralysis Syndrome kicked in, and he started hyperventilating over storage before singing the Pokemon theme song.

by MrBombastic112 March 1, 2025

Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).

Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).

by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Vellexia... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023

FIFA syndrome

Referring to the FIFA series of videogames. A mental state in which one desires to own or play a new entry in a game series, despite uneasy feelings regarding whether or not the sequel's new content and/or gameplay changes is enough to warrant its existence.

"I should be hesitant to buy the new Splatoon game, but my FIFA syndrome is making me otherwise."

by nokidneys September 11, 2022

Restless Min Syndrome

Its a state of just thinking about Min Yoongi 24/7. Whenever its about him or about his music. You just cant stop thinking about him. You even start wearing the same clothes as him.

,,Oh man. I think ive got the restless Min Syndrome. I cant stop thinking about him."

by Toshos January 4, 2022

Shane Farrell Syndrome

One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.

Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome

by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018