Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Scwabble Cock

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.

Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock

by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022

I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.

I like the shit of your cock, kid.

by Yukasoka February 14, 2022

COCK

A male chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus). This is also a title known in the term COCKFIGHTING, an illegal act of making 2 male chickens fight each other with the spurs on their mid leg. No other definition for sure, this is it.

Gee that cock tasted good.

by Neekolul October 4, 2021

Diet Cock

Heelf seemen

"ayyy im with yalls diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock- i mean diet cock"

by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Extreme cock fighting

When cock fight goes wrong

I ran into some old friends on lambardy lane they had the look of shame i think they were Extreme cock fighting

by Fatmex October 6, 2021