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Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
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Cock

OMG HE HAS A FUCKING HUGEEEEE COCK
by LVYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE April 4, 2019
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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024
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Cock

a. a rooster

b. a shlong
two guys are in the restroom

man 1 waves at man 2
man 2: nice cock
man 1: thanks bestie
by slut4maryjane January 12, 2022
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samurai ranch cock

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!
by big dick kai February 21, 2022
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Guacing Cock

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
by Ligmacorp April 14, 2021
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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
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