get your shit off

the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".

"You gotta get your shit off"

by Mike York January 4, 2006

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

all up in your shit

Utterance, commonly made by someone who intrudes on another in the bathroom

Person 1: Dude, you got corn chunks all up in your shit.
Person 2: Don't you ever knock?

by Jrizzle December 17, 2004

I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

National Shoot Your shot day

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019

It ain't your booty, it's yo beauty

This is usually said by a guy to a girl, but it could be used vice-versa. The guys is trying to tell the girl that he appreciates her not just physically, but also her overall beauty as a person.

Is the guy being honest? That's up to the girl to decide.

Guy: Hey girl, can I get your number?
Girl: I hardly even know you, we just met here at this club.
Guy: Yeah I know what happened. I'm not as drunk as I might seem...listen, I'd like to get to know you better.
Girl: Get to know me better in what way?!
Guy: No, no don't get it twisted! It ain't your booty, it's yo beauty.

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

by 3h$@n December 6, 2012